MISSION: To uncover the truth behind a mysterious death at the first qualifying round for Football Frank’s Super Bowl hot dog eating contest.

LOCATION: The qualifying rounds are in Miami; the final competition takes place during the Super Bowl halftime show.

POTENTIAL VICTIMS: All the teen finalists know that the next hot dog could be their last.

SUSPECTS: Any of the contestants–they all have reason to knock off the competition.

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